Here's to your birthday.. dear lovely beautiful Nilgoon!

Cheers.

S04/E01

Sheldon: [Knock Knock Knock] Penny. [Knock Knock Knock] Penny. [Knock Knock Knock] Penny.

Penny: You do realize I stand on the other side of the door waiting for you to finish knocking three times?

Sheldon: I know. I can see the shadow of your feet under the door.

S02/E10

But damn you smell good, like home

and you make excellent coffee, that has to count for something. Call me!

Unfaithfully yours,

Hank Moody

S05/E05

Dexter Morgan: Some experiences are so big they change your DNA.

S01/E02

Dexter Morgan: I can kill a man, dismember his body, and be home in time for Letterman. But knowing what to say when my girlfriend's feeling insecure... I'm totally lost.

S04/E01

Penny: Can I ask you a question?

Sheldon: Given your community college education, I encourage you to ask as many as possible.

S04/E05

"I find the notion of romantic love to be an unnecessary cultural construct that adds no value to human relationships!" - Amy Fowler (big bang theory)

S06/E20

Barney:

Everytime I’m done having sex with a woman

at first, I never wanna see her again

but then..

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[music plays]

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no that’s pretty much it