I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know?

I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through..

before Pink Floyd comes out.

Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian

it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.

Pheebs? You think it would be okay if I asked out your sister?

Why? Why would you wanna... do that? Why?

So that if we went out on a date, she'd be there.

"We all know the classic scene from cartoons. The cat reaches a precipice but it goes on walking, ignoring the fact that there is nothing beneath this ground. Only when it looks down and notices it, it falls down. This is what we are doing here. We are telling the guys there on Wall Street, “Hey, look down!”

- Slavoj Zizek, at Occupy Wall Street 

And I thought that if he wanted me, 

even if it was only for one night, 

 I was ready to give up everything. You, Helena, 

my whole fucking future, everything.

i feel sorry for guys packed into gyms trying to look like how Calvin Klein and Tommy Hilfiger said they should.

is that what a man looks like?

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look

 good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

 But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another 

woman! 

-Homer Simpson