Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look

 good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

 But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another 

woman! 

-Homer Simpson

See when you flirt with a guy you think, "I'm just flirting, no big deal."

But the guy is thinking, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!"

No way!

It's true.

Well that's pathetic!

Again true.

 And this goes for all guys?

All guys that are awake. 

Then we go to sleep and then all the guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.

And you wrote a card 

"From Gavin" 

 I really mean it. 

Awww, awww, it's beautiful. 

If you don't mind, let me

Well, what do you know, it fits! 

Aright, your money is mine Green.

Your fly is open Geller!

ٌWhat do women want?

Okay, just tell me this: Did you or did you not smell her hair? 

Smell her hair? What if I did?

90% of a women's pheromones come out the top of her head! That's why... that's why women are shorter. 

So that men will fall in love when they hug them! Come on Ross, you're a scientist!

.......

Come on, I'm your older brother. Ask me.

Oh, Okay, big brother.

Which one these do you think will make your little sister look hotter

so your best friend want to do her?

The red one.

You were my midnight mystery kisser?

You were my first kiss with Rachel?

YOU WERE MY FIRST KISS EVER???