S04/E01

Penny: Can I ask you a question?

Sheldon: Given your community college education, I encourage you to ask as many as possible.

S04/E05

"I find the notion of romantic love to be an unnecessary cultural construct that adds no value to human relationships!" - Amy Fowler (big bang theory)

S06/E20

Barney:

Everytime I’m done having sex with a woman

at first, I never wanna see her again

but then..

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[music plays]

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no that’s pretty much it

Mary-Louise Parker

S02/E04

Chandler: What's this in my pocket? Why it's Joey's porno movie.
Ross: Pop it in.
Joey: I'm fine with it. I mean, if you're OK watching a video filled with two nippled people.

Barney: Dude you are so in, a high five doesn't cut it. High Six!